Hip Hop Fantasy
by tor and david


TAV:
Me and Snoop we're chillin'
Smoking da pipe
He joined our group
It's illin
It doesn't seem right

Is this a dream?
Pinch me, on second thought no!
I'd rather let the hip hop fantasy flow

Oh hey Dr. Dre stopped by my crib today
He wanted beats I was building in my own special way
He always says hi with that look in his eye
‘Cause he knows I got the best beats that money can buy

CHORUS:
This is my Hip (hip) Hop (hop) Fantasy!
When I go to sleep
Then I can finally be
In my Hip (hip) Hop (hop) Fantasy!
Don't wake me up
I want it all ta’ keep happ'nin to me


JEWDAH:
Me and E-4teee - and the boys from BME
hanging freaky with our brutha
Keak da Sneak-y muthafucka
Slipping shit just like a trucker
Into every rap we do
Now all these heavy dudes are
Gangin with the rappin Reggae Jew!
Is this a dream? pinch me - on second thought NO
I'd rather let the hip hop fantasy flow

CHORUS:
This is my Hip (hip) Hop (hop) Fantasy!
When I go to sleep
Then I can finally be
In my Hip (hip) Hop (hop) Fantasy!
Don't wake me up
I want it all ta’ keep happ'nin to me

SHUG:
Me and Ghostface Killer
Throwin down with Phyllis Dilla
At the club getting jiggy
With a shot and a ciggy
All a sudden I feel wiggy
I see Tupac there with Biggy
Flava flav and Shok G
They all wanna rhyme with me!
Is this a dream? pinch me - on second thought NO
I'd rather let the hip hop fantasy flow

CHAPPELLE:
S'up fellas - it's me - Chappelle's on point!
Me and Mos Def are takin over this joint
We got Common and Kanye and Big Daddy Kane
Badu and Lauryn Hill - Hell! I can't complain!
Wyclef - c'mon, pass that spliff!
I got my man RZA and he's starting to riff
And then these guys Chutzpah
A group of rapping Jews -
They wrote this damn rhyme!
Now who the fuck knew?
Is this a dream? pinch them!
On second thought - Shit!
There ain't no second thought!
Somebody pinch those mutherfuckers
and wake them the fuck up!

CHORUS:
This is my Hip (hip) Hop (hop) Fantasy!
When I go to sleep
Then I can finally be
In my Hip (hip) Hop (hop) Fantasy!
Don't wake me up
I want it all ta’ keep happ'nin to me


END DIALOGUE:
David: Tor! Wake up wake up!

Tor: Whoa...David - thank God.
I had the weirdest dream.
You were there...
…and Jerran was there...

Jerran: Where? Where was I?

Tor: In my dream!
We were rappers
Jewish Rappers!
But we were hanging out with all these real rappers...
And Dave Chappelle was there!

David: Oh...well that's probably because we hung out with him at the HBO thing.

Chappelle:
Naaaah....you just stoned!
High as a kite
Whaddya smokin' Tor?

Tor: Dave?

Chap: Who the fuck knew?