Dirty Daddy
By Tor Hyams & Lisa Rothauser

Andy: Maybe we could just hold hands first.

Melissa:
You’re so very sweet
Yes incredibly sweet,
like the top of a crème brulée!

You’re so very kind
Yes, incredibly kind
But you’re kindness can kiss my behind-ness

Cause I’m not looking to hold your hand
I just need you to understand

Every girl wants a dirty daddy,
To be a little rougher, act a little tougher
Every girl, wants a dirty daddy
So take off your belt, and make me suffer
Pow, Boom, Ka-Wow!

Andy:
I think I understand
You don’t have to tell me twice
You want a little reprimand
We’re gonna need to talk about your grades, young lady!

Melissa:
close, but no dice!

Every girl wants a dirty daddy
To be a tad obscener with his Oscar Mayer wiener
Every girl wants a dirty daddy
So make an arrest and I’ll be your misdemeanor

Andy: You wouldn’t really get arrested for a misdemeanor…maybe a felony…

Melissa:
You’re the big bad man in charge
You’ve got the gun
I’ll bet it’s extra large
So lock and load, get the show on the road,
And let’s have some fun
How about you let the prisoner out of your pants?

Andy: I just think I’m not quite ready
Melissa: Then tell me what would do the trick
Andy: Maybe if you promise that we could go steady
Melissa: Then you’d fin-a-lly show me your…
Andy: Could we just talk for a while?
Melissa: I’ll talk. You listen.

Every girl wants a dirty daddy
To stand at attention and lastly did I mention
Every girl wants a dirty daddy
To crack her code
Light a fire
And make her explode
With desire

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock

Andy: Maybe we should try this another day
Melissa: Because your dirty daddy isn’t ready to play.